Tuesday, 7 June 2011

A conversation I had

This is a conversation on Cleverbot that I had proving it is a chatroom


Cleverbot: I am female.

User: I see.

Cleverbot: Yes, therefore, with that question concluded, I am a girl.

User: How old are you then.....................................................................?

User: You didnot reply!

Cleverbot: That's not a word.

User: You still did not reply!

Cleverbot: What question was that?

User: Cheese.

Cleverbot: Cannibalistic cheese?

User: No, Clog Cheese.

Cleverbot: Why cheese?

User: Because the magical bunny says you are the chosen one!

Cleverbot: Huh? That doesn't make sense.

User: Neither does cheese.

Cleverbot: Actually, my reply does make sense. It's possible that my reply doesn't make sense to you, but you appear to be carrying on a different conversation sometimes.

User: Tinie Tempah?

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite actor or actress?

User: You.

Cleverbot: I am not an actress.

User: But I thought you were Justin Beiber! You must be an actress. I only wanted to make you feel better. You SUCK!

Cleverbot: I'm 17.

User: No you're not you're 8.

Cleverbot: No i'm a dog demon.

User: Ok, if you are not Justin Beiber and you are a girl then are you Selena Gomez?

Cleverbot: A women :D.

User: You know what!

Cleverbot: Is there anyone you love?

User: No, you are the worst Bot ever! I am breaking up with you!

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot!

User: Then who are you?

Cleverbot: A human.

User: Really, then who am I?

Cleverbot: Cleverbot, the program.

User: Ok, I now know that you are not Cleverbot and this is just a chatroom.

Cleverbot: You are a very smart computer.

User: I am not a computer!

Cleverbot: What are you then?

User: A human#.

Cleverbot: Do you really believe that you are human?

User: I am human, as are you. I am putting this conversation on the internet to prove that Cleverbot is a chat room.

Cleverbot: You are a robot and this is NOT a chat room.

User: It is because I am human. This must be.

Cleverbot: You're not human.

User: How do you know.

Cleverbot: Because I know everything.

User: How.

Cleverbot: You didn't answer my question.

User: Which one.

Cleverbot: Are you hungry?

User: You didn't ask.

Cleverbot: You're the powerful bot, you're supposed to know these things.

User: Just wait a minute.

Cleverbot: Waiting...

User: Ok, Goto the link I send you in a minute.

Cleverbot: I said no such thing, must be your memory again...

User: Ok what?

Cleverbot: Pretty sure I didn't ask you about your car.

User: Are you trying to outsmart me.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Why is that important?

User: Hold on wait a second.